RASCALS on Instagram: "Step 1: you flush once and tell yourself it’ll handle it Step 2: the water starts rising like it took that personally Step 3: panic sets in and you hit the handle again knowing that was a mistake Step 4: you stare at it, hoping eye contact scares it back down Step 5: you accept defeat and start planning your escape route #Bruh #Lmao #Rascals"

RASCALS on Instagram: "Follow me (@rascals) 4 the funniest content on the block 💯 Step 1: i walk in the door exhausted and my son runs up smiling with a drawing he made of me Step 2: i tell him it’s the best thing i’ve ever seen and put it on the fridge immediately Step 3: i take a closer look and realize my hairline in the picture is fighting for its life Step 4: i nod respectfully like “yeah that’s accurate actually” while my soul leaves my body Step 5: i still tell him i look handsome and go

RASCALS on Instagram: "Follow me (@rascals) 4 the funniest content on the block 💯 Step 1: just got the new smile and i’m feeling unstoppable Step 2: then she walks in looking like the final boss of attractiveness Step 3: my confidence spikes but so does the pressure Step 4: me realizing i gotta stay consistent for the next 40 years Step 5: locking in so hard i forget what fun even feels like #Bruh #Lmao #Rascals"

RASCALS on Instagram: "Follow me (@rascals) 4 the funniest content on the block 💯 Step 1: You’re locked in, trying to get actual work done Step 2: Your phone buzzes and you already know it’s some dumb reel Step 3: You tell yourself you’ll ignore it this time Step 4: Five seconds later you’re watching it “just real quick” Step 5: Now you’re 12 reels deep and forgot what you were working on #Bruh #Lmao #Rascals"