Porky Minch is the next door neighbor of Ness and appears in both Earthbound and Mother 3. At the start of Earthbound his greatest offence is being a coward, which is understandable given his age.

I feel like an utter monster for saying that I utterly loathe a child, but when it comes to Porky Minch from Mother 3 my feelings for the little runt can be displayed using the following hand gestures ...